We're going to last longer, Than the greatest wall in China, Or that rabbit with the druuuuum...
Oh Roseanne, how I love thee. No I did not write this, but I believe it's one of the greatest pieces of literature ever written. ESPECIALLY, 'Darlene's dead guy baklava' - what a great episode. Oh 1989......
"The Conner Menu-ette"
Generous spoons of cream-$tyle corn,
Spaghetti in a can.
Four-star chili, sort of bland,
Made by Dan (the Dan Man).
Mark's rigatoni; pudding with Candy bars.
Heavily cerealed meatloaf
And pickled eggs in jars.
Spaghetti Bucket leftovers;
Fried cluck from Chicken Divine.
Wash it down with Canoga,
Or a gulp of Beverly's wine.
Loose meat sandwiches;
Peanut butter and Frito.
Darlene's dead guy baklava
makes for good eat-o.
DJ's pocketful of ice cream;
A popsicle of grape flavor.
These are just a few yums
The Conners like to savor!
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